This is absolutely, 100% how I feel whenever I'm outside of my home during the Xmas season. (Although I would have drawn two candy canes stuck into my ears, too - the music makes me even stabbier.) Leave me alone, you murderously cheerful pushers retailers. Leave me the hell alone and let me just live.
Jon Stewart said it in a longer, somewhat less bloody way:
I flippin' love Christmas, but the clip here had me ROFLCOPTERing all over the house.
ReplyDeleteI thought of you when he said "large-headed child Christmas".
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DeleteHa ha ha, I'm sending you something. It won't be there by Christmas, but it looks like that's ok... Anyway, it's on this theme and I think you'll appreciate it.
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